I dnt understand ppl who rlly think “a bond is better than a title” is a logical statement lol like what? u dnt ask “why does everything need a label” when u label someone a friend, u dnt ask ur mother why she has tht “title”..it gives significance to the role they’re already filling so why be scared to acknowledge tht if tht person rlly has a significant role in ur life?…like would u be still be a friend to someone reluctant to call u their friend in front of other ppl bc y'all have a “bond” y'all have to keep a secret from every1? like shut the fuck up lmao
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when u a English nobleman in the 1600s
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perks of being my girlfriend
1) I will buy you hella cute lingerie
2) You are welcome to model said lingerie for me, preferably while sitting in my lap
3) I will bake you cookies and make you pizza and we can cuddle and watch netflix stuff
4) I’ll take you on boring dates like to farmer’s markets and farms and hiking but i will try to spice things up a bit and probably eat you out on a boulder in the forest so yeah
5) We can have cute sleepoverslike every nightand i will paint your nails and do your makeup and play with your hair and we will stay up late and talk about life and space and feminism and basically anything you want
6) When you’re on your period, I will take baths with you and take care of you and feed you chocolate and cuddle you if you cry and omg
7) I’ll text you funny selfies and songs that i want you to listen to and stuff that makes me think of you
8) I’ll play goofy games with you and take you shopping and take you to the movies and wine and dine you every single fucking night if that’s what you want
9) We can raise plants together and lots of puppies and kittens
10) Okay i’m really sad now and i want a girlfriend
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A condom that changes colour when it comes into contact with sexually transmitted infections has been invented by a group of school children.
The ’S.T.EYE’ has a built-in indicator to detect infections such as chlamydia and syphilis, turning a different colour depending on the strain of bacteria present.
It is the brainchild Daanyaal Ali, 14, Muaz Nawaz, 13 and Chirag Shah, 14, pupils at Isaac Newton Academy in Ilford, Essex, who wanted to “make detecting harmful STIs safer than ever before” without the need for invasive tests.
Daanyall said: “We created the S.T.EYE as a new way for STI detection to help the future of the next generation.
See what happens when kids are aware of sex Ed?
